Archive for March, 2006

Pressure

Tuesday, March 28th, 2006

The plane was just about reaching cruising altitude as the entire traveling company of the Pro Skaters On Ice were settling into their seats for the long flight from Miami to Salt Lake City, when Lindsey teased her best friend, Allison, with, “You’ll never guess what I saw after the show last night!?!” “I dunno,” […]

The Professor

Saturday, March 25th, 2006

Alan stared at the paper for at least a minute, almost unable to believe what he was seeing, as the big red “C” in the left hand margin was like a dagger in his heart!!! This just couldn’t be true, he had worked like a dog on this paper and after two years of college […]

THE PATIENT

Wednesday, March 22nd, 2006

Dana fidgeted nervously on the couch while Dr. Wallace studied the patient history form that she had filled out an hour earlier! “I see that you’ve been married for about three years now, is that right,” the doctor asked casually?!? “Uh, yes,” she replied, “it was three years last month! And everything was pretty much […]

Student Teacher

Monday, March 20th, 2006

“…….so if you inverse these two coefficients and multiply by the square root of base, you will be able to figure the area under the parabola, any questions!?!” “I can guarantee that this formula will be on the next test,” Miss Egger opined, “so I suggest you make sure you know it backwards and forwards, […]

Sorority Sister’s Diary: Part 2

Friday, March 17th, 2006

October 3
Dear Diary,
Kim here and glad to be back at Tech, it was a really nice visit back home in St. Louis, but I think of this as my home now!!! I got an unbelievable welcome home from Betty Sue, it was like she hadn’t seen me in a year instead of just a few […]

Sorority Sister’s Diary: Part 1

Thursday, March 16th, 2006

September 3
Dear Diary,
I can’t believe I was accepted into the TAU UPSILON OMEGA sorority, it is the absolute best one on campus!!! What a place, I share a room with sophomore girl from New Orleans who seems really nice, I think her name is Betty Sue, anyway it’s one of those two namers all those […]

Pay Back

Tuesday, March 14th, 2006

“…and that, dear friends, is why the President and I both hope that you will support him as he tries to pass the all important spending cap legislation now before the House, thank you for your time, good night!!!” Jennifer Boyle, the wife of the president, made her way through the clapping throng on her […]

Potty

Monday, March 13th, 2006

“Please hurry,” Winnie begged, “I can’t hold it much longer!!!” Janet gunned the big Ford as she peeled around the corner on her way to Winnie’s apartment building and laughingly said, “Don’t you dare go in my car I just had the seats cleaned!!!” “Oh, shut up, Jan” Winnie moaned, “and hurry!!!” “Do you want […]

The Bath

Sunday, March 12th, 2006

Marcia Ingram glanced out the window from her living room and then checked her watch for the tenth time in the last five minutes, “Where is he,” she said softly, “he’s fifteen minutes late!?!” She continued paging through her magazine and was startled when the doorbell chimed indicating someone was at the front door, she […]